Wondering what trade to specialise in? Well, if you find these jokes “shocking” then perhaps the electrical field is right for you. Here are some jokes you can take to work and share with your workmates.
Joke #1: Hearing Shocker
A man with a hearing problem walked into a power plant for a tour. He arrived late and had to join the rest of the group already on the tour. The man was reviewing what he had just told the group. He told the group that they wouldn’t move on until they answered this one question: “What is the unit of power equal to one joule per second called?” The man with the hearing problem hadn’t heard the question very well, so he raised his hand and asked ”What?”
Joke #2: Atomic Humour
Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed, “Oh, no I’ve lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” the other one asked. “Yes,” replied the first one, ”I’m positive.”
Joke #3: Shock Absorber
What is the definition of a shock absorber? A careless electrician.
Joke #4: Electrician vs Lawyer
After an electrician apprentice finished repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney’s home he handed him the the bill. ”Four hundred dollars! For an hour’s work?” cried the attorney, ”That’s ridiculous! Why I’m an attorney and I don’t charge that much.” To which the electrician replied, ”Funny, when I was an attorney I didn’t either!”
Joke #5: Electric Ride
What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Voltswagen.
Joke #6: Power Failure
What would you call a power failure? A current event.
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